Big Dawg

We all have the ability to open our eyes and move through the day and find a focus. For some it's a job, others kids, and even more nothing. How can I get through the day and do nothing? Ahh the goals we have. But the focus that I seem to be the target the last few years or me and my husband is the focus of frustration. I am beginning to believe people sit and find new ways to bring frustration to our lives.

Jobs, kids, money and sex, these are the things that cause the most marrital frustration. Nope not at my house. My husband and I get along very well. My kids though frustrating are not the largest frustration and I readily admit that my being overweight causes me to feel less patience with them. I also know that all my latest frustrations all stem from the same source. Let's call it the BIG DAWG!! Big Dawg has become a thorn in my side, a sliver in my foot that though I cannot see it I know it is there because of the pain that I feel from it. I want to remove it, but it is in there deep and does not want to come out, because it has found a home. Or perhaps Big Dawg is more like a tumor that feeds off from you and fights anything that may try to make it smaller or go away. Well sometimes tumors need to be removed.

Even when a tumor is benign we still don't like it, it's ugly and messy and gets in our way. Well Big dawg, my tumor. Big Dawg feeds off of my husband and I, they want to suck the life out of us. You ask me what benefits I get from my relationship with Big dawg, well I will tell you. But let me warn you after I tell you you are going to want a relationship like this one.

Benefit number one-Big dawg gets part of every penny you earn in some way and will do his utmost to find other ways to get money from you.

Number two- Big dawg puts his name on anything and half of it is automatically his, Not half of the responsibility but half of the benefit, Example I have a hot tub he can play in it and get half the money if I sell it, but if I need money to clean it, fix it or buy it, count him out.

Number three- He can assert himself in any situation as he deems necessary no matter how badly that may screw me over.

There are more benefits, but I don't want you to envy my relationship, Although you are probably sitting there wishing you can have a relationship like this, I am sure of one thing, You want the side of big dawg.